Dimineti de Programator

***Iata cum se trezeste un programator***

Program morning_glory;

Variables:
Eu=boolean;
Vecin=idiot(256)
Muzica=0;

Begin();

Function Init (eu,vecin):
{
Eu:= true;
Vecin._intelect:= (randomize(-253, 1));
}

Function wake_up()
{
If vecin._intelect >0 do
Eu(sleep):=true;

If Vecin=retardat[vai sfintii lui(99)] execute
Muzica(vecin):=(manele);
Muzica(vecin)._sonor:=(max);

onClipEvent((manele ++ sonor(max)) = true) execute:
{
repeat
randomize._swearingFunction(eu) on(Vecin(1));
writeln(“futuz gura ma.tii de imbecil!”);
untill (plictiseala=true);
Eu(sleep):=false();
Sleep._function(eu):=stop();
}
}

Function coffee();
{
For Eu(sleep):=false execute
{
getEnergyLevel(Eu);
if Energy (eu)<=0 execute
{
goToKitchen(1):=ASAP;
makeCoffee:= true;
drinkCoffee:=(randomize(1,4);
}
If Energy(eu)>0 do
{
Muzica(Eu):=(“Sabaton-Nuclear Attack”);
Repeat
Muzica(eu)._sonor:=( Muzica(eu)._sonor) + 1;
Until Muzica(eu)._sonor>> Muzica(vecin)._sonor;
}
}

Execute(init, wake_up, coffee);
Readln;
End.