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		<title>Dimineti de Programator</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[***Iata cum se trezeste un programator*** Program morning_glory; Variables: Eu=boolean; Vecin=idiot(256) Muzica=0; Begin(); Function Init (eu,vecin): { Eu:= true; Vecin._intelect:= (randomize(-253, 1)); } Function wake_up() { If vecin._intelect &#62;0 do Eu(sleep):=true; If Vecin=retardat[vai sfintii lui(99)] execute Muzica(vecin):=(manele); Muzica(vecin)._sonor:=(max); onClipEvent((manele ++ sonor(max)) = true) execute: { repeat randomize._swearingFunction(eu) on(Vecin(1)); writeln(“futuz gura ma.tii de imbecil!”); untill (plictiseala=true); Eu(sleep):=false(); [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>***Iata cum se trezeste un programator***</p>
<p>Program morning_glory;</p>
<p>Variables:<br />
Eu=boolean;<br />
Vecin=idiot(256)<br />
Muzica=0;</p>
<p>Begin();</p>
<p>Function Init (eu,vecin):<br />
{<br />
Eu:= true;<br />
Vecin._intelect:= (randomize(-253, 1));<br />
}</p>
<p>Function  wake_up()<br />
{<br />
If vecin._intelect &gt;0 do<br />
Eu(sleep):=true;</p>
<p>If Vecin=retardat[vai sfintii lui(99)] execute<br />
Muzica(vecin):=(manele);<br />
Muzica(vecin)._sonor:=(max);</p>
<p>onClipEvent((manele ++ sonor(max)) = true) execute:<br />
{<br />
repeat<br />
randomize._swearingFunction(eu) on(Vecin(1));<br />
writeln(“futuz gura ma.tii de imbecil!”);<br />
untill (plictiseala=true);<br />
Eu(sleep):=false();<br />
Sleep._function(eu):=stop();<br />
}<br />
}</p>
<p>Function coffee();<br />
{<br />
For Eu(sleep):=false execute<br />
{<br />
getEnergyLevel(Eu);<br />
if Energy (eu)&lt;=0 execute<br />
{<br />
goToKitchen(1):=ASAP;<br />
makeCoffee:= true;<br />
drinkCoffee:=(randomize(1,4);<br />
}<br />
If Energy(eu)&gt;0 do<br />
{<br />
Muzica(Eu):=(“Sabaton-Nuclear Attack”);<br />
Repeat<br />
Muzica(eu)._sonor:=( Muzica(eu)._sonor) + 1;<br />
Until Muzica(eu)._sonor&gt;&gt; Muzica(vecin)._sonor;<br />
}<br />
}</p>
<p>Execute(init, wake_up, coffee);<br />
Readln;<br />
End.</p>
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